Let’s be real—if "wellin'" was a person, it’d be none other than brotha Pinocchio. So we put him on a tee, laced him up in New Balances, and got him struttin’ like he just told the biggest lie in Soufeast.
This one’s for the folks who know a bama when they see one—always cappin’, always addin’ a little extra to the story, and swearin’ it’s facts. Whether they “know the owner,” “used to hoop,” or “got family in the industry,” we all know somebody who be wellin’ like a mug!
Loud design, classic DC, Murland, & Vuhginia humor, and a walking reminder that the truth ain’t always in the air. Sometimes it’s stretchin’ out they whole nose.
