THE TALE OF THE DMV TEE
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This tee is a whole geography lesson and a cultural commentary—DMV style. Featuring playful Dr. Seuss-like artwork that maps out our tri-jurisdiction flavor (with a little gentle Baltimore shade. We luh you B-More!), it celebrates what makes our region one of one. Whether you’re from D.C., PG, Mo County, or NoVA—you already know the vibes. And just in case you needed a little extra context...
Words on back of tee:
North Virginia, PG,
Mo County, D.C.,
One happy family,
Just beatin’ our feet
Then Baltimore asked,
“Can we come where y’all are?”
With love, we replied
“Nah, slim, it’s tew far.”
Available in three colors: black, white, and navy.
Features:
-Unisex
-Fashion fit
-Side seamed (eliminates shrinking)
-100% combed ringspun cotton, soft feel
Care Instructions:
-Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
-Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed
-Tumble dry low or hang to dry for longest wear
-Do not iron decoration
-Do not dry clean
For best results, avoid high heat and over-drying to maintain the fit, feel, and print quality.
*Model is wearing a medium tee.*
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Aye, Slim. To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Don't be all rough with these joants. For tees... you already know you can't iron the logos right? Bet! And for all other items... tender love, and care can go a long way, and jih like preserve the longevity of your items.
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